“Today we’re launching a website that will keep track of all the attacks Senator Clinton has launched since she said she wasn’t interested in attacking other Democrats at the Jefferson-Jackson Dinner on November 10,” campaign manager David Plouffe wrote in a Monday-morning blog entry. “We’re asking all of you to be vigilant and notify us immediately of any attacks from Senator Clinton or her supporters as soon as you see them, so that we can respond with the truth swiftly and forcefully…. These attacks could be phone calls, literature drops, mail pieces as well as radio and TV ads. Some could even be anonymous or designed to be.”
Did I read ‘blog posts?”
Wow, wouldn’t it be great if the campaign could do the grunt work involved in tracing the disinformation spewed by Hillary ‘plants’ on some to-be-left unnamed progressive blogs!
I continue my research on the tactics being employed to champion Hillary by overkill use of right-wing diversion tactics (which, of course, Obama supporters or anyone who levels ANY criticism of Sen. Clinton are accused of employing as a way to shut off discourse and shame the poster).
The strategy as I’ve observed it has been employed since August, a date which coincidentally coincides with the creation of Hillarysbloggers. But whatever. Here’s a fictitious example of the kind of stuff that goes down in the name of informed political discourse
New Post:
It’s All Hillary!
8:45 H1 publishes a diary in which 3 pages of poll results showing Hillary’s lead are cut and pasted into a blog entry.
8:46: H1 posts a tip jar.
8:47 H2: Recd. “Thanks for this great diary! Hillary is going to make such a wonderful president. When are these conspiracy nuts here going to get with it? She is such a perfect candidate. She will change America. VOTE HILLARY 08!”
8:48 EdwardsA: Everyone knows these early polls are all about recognition factor.”
8:49 H2: There you go again, sore loser. Too bad your guy f…ed up the debate last night. Must’ve bought Russert a few beers before time, huh? Well, it didn’t fluster our girl. She can hang in there with the best of them! HILLARY RULES!”
8:49 O1: Hillary is running in the wrong election, guys. She hasn’t won the nomination yet. Obama rocked!”
8:50 H2: Are YOU a MORON? He flubbed the driver’s licencse q! Daaaaaa …..HILLARY RULES!
8:51UND1: Hillary never takes a stand on anything. It’s all doubletalk.
8:52 H1: TR
8:53 O1: Why is that a TR? He was just expressing his pov. Isn’t that allowed here?
Hillary3: We’re sick of you RW tinfoil hat sock puppets hijacking. IM A HILLARY GIRL
Edw1: We’re gonna woop Clinton in Iowa.
Hillary2: Got a link for that? HILLARY RULES
Obama2: Here
Hill1: Official chart, please. You expect us to accept any right wing media garbage story?
Hill2: TR you, Obama2.
Obama1: WTF?
Hill2: Disinformation. Right out of Rove’s playbook.
Edw1: Really uncool, Hill2. Im recommending!
H1: Get lost. You need another haircut!!!
Anon: Can we please get back on topic? Absinthe is really good at that.
Hill1: Yeah, I really like Absinthe. She knows how to handle these guys.
Obama2: Well, the polls you just posted here are all from last month. Kinda misleading. Clinton’s on her way down.
H2: Sock puppet? WTF? Why are you guys always spewing such shit about Hillary? Why do you hate her so much? Jees, you’re gonna hand this election to the rethugs. Get lost!
Smelt: I just replayed Hillary’s talk after the hostage crisis for the third time. She is so sincere, such a natural leader. She handled that entire day so brilliantly.
H1: Yeah, Smelt. Our next prez is one helluva strong woman. Too bad the O campaign has reneged on its politics of hope. Mudslingers.
O3: what do u work for, Wolfson?
Anon: troll
H1: I’m gonna put you on my list, O3.
Smlet: You’re an ass, O3. Go suck up with Rove.
<hidden conv.>
H2: Go troll rate O3s comments from earlier. Lets get him kicked off here.HILLARY RULES
Smelt: Gotchya
H3: Beat you to it. HA>
E1: Why are you supporting Hillary? Give one good reason.
Smelt: She’s got a lot of experience. She will be ready to do the job from day one.
H3: Yeah
H2: She knows how to deal with the republicans. Watch Obama melt.
Absinthe: Great diary, H1. Recd.
H1. Thx, A. Usual shit going down.
E2: Hillary never gets asked any real questions. Softballs.Media always favors her. Admit it.
H2: Dipshit asshole. You’re soft in the head. Get dunked.
Smelt: THIS IS A reality-based community, we check out facts and there is no room here for tinfoil hat conspiracy hypocratic hyperbolists. We’ll snear at you, slap you upside the head until your brains (oops, no brains) your dead brain cells fall out, blow your pants off and make you slink away and wish you were dead@
E3 Now that rates a TR.
Smelt: One back at you.
H2: Second that. HILLARY RULES
O1: Here are the latest poll results. Clinton is down 9 pts.
Absinthe: Don’t cherry pick, O1. She’s ahead by 22 in Pew.
Anon: Cmon guys, u have to admit she’s having a rough spell
Smelt: Right wing media hates her, they’ve turned on her. Obama gets all the press.he’s their darling.
O2: You mean Barack Hussein Obama, the muslim who grew up on a madrassa and whose name is sometimes Barack Osama? Right.
H2: Hit a sore point there, O2? Your guy is all dazzle, no substance.
Anon. Now wait a minute. what about that foreign policy panel? That was amazing.
H1. Read Krugman.
H2 Yeah, read Krugman HILLARY RULES
Smelt: Yeah read Krugman
Olemis: Hillary is a beautiful person. She will get health coverage for everyone. She will bring our troops home. She will fix our schools and support gay rights and she will do everything for everyone. We will be so happy. Its inevitable. Why don’t you just face the facts?
H2. They’re dingbats. HILLARY RULES.

